Procrastination is not just about doing nothing; it's an art form. It requires dedication, focus, and a keen sense of timing.
Chapter One: The Perfection of Doing Nothing - A Step By Step Guide
Chapter Two: The Ancient Art of Binge Watching TV - A Step By Step Guide to Watching an Entire Season of Your Favorite Show in One Sitting - No Really, You Should Just Take It One Episode at a Time - But Where's the Fun in That?
Chapter Three: The Art of Napping: A Guide to Mastering the Ancient Practice of Napping with Eyes Open and Purposely Not Caring about What You're Doing
And so, the journey begins. But don't worry, it's not like you're going to actually accomplish anything.
Or are you?